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Wednesday, February 21, 2007

ObjectDock 1.5

ObjectDock acts both as a task manager and a program launcher. Users can customize the look of each item on the dock and set various animation options for when the mouse rolls over an item on the dock. The program is very easy to configure.



I think this is pretty cool...and it's free ware...I was think of buy the full version just to free up my screen space.
Check it out...

Monday, February 19, 2007

bubble magic



I remember seeing this guy when I was a kid........

Asian-David-Blaine

Cigarette-Magic

Handcuff-Escape

hacking a one time camcorder

uh,oh

nice

Röyksopp info

Röyksopp (sometimes spelled as 'Royksopp' or 'Røyksopp') is
an electronic music duo based in Bergen, Norway composed of
Torbjørn Brundtland and Svein Berge. The group formed officially
in 1998 and released their debut album Melody A.M. in 2002.

Despite the fact that Brundtland and Berge were schoolmates
in their hometown of Tromsø and experimented with electronic
instruments in the early 90's, Röyksopp only appeared years
later when they met again in Bergen. In the city was a vital
scene for underground electronic music at this time, and the
band worked with other Norwegian musicians such as Frost, Kings
of Convenience, Those Norwegians and Drum Island in what was
called the Bergen Wave. Their first singles were released by
local independent label Tellé, and their album Melody A.M. on
British label Wall of Sound. It spawned singles like "Eple",
"Poor Leno", "Remind Me" and "Sparks".

Remind Me Lyrics

It's only been a week
the rush of being home and rapid fading
Failing to recall
when I was missing all that time in England

Has sent me aimlessly
on foot or by the help of transportation
to knock on windows where
a friend no longer live, I had forgotten

and everywhere I go
there's always something to remind me
of another place and time
of a love that travelled far and found me

We stayed outside till two
waiting for the light to come back
we didn't talk I knew
until you asked what I was thinking
until you asked what I was thinking

brave men tell the truth
the wise man's tools are analogies and puzzles
a woman holds her tongue
knowing silence will speak for her

brave men tell the truth
the wise man's tools are analogies and puzzles
a woman holds her tongue
knowing silence will speak for her

and everywhere I go
there's always something to remind me
of another place and time
of a love that travelled far and found me

Sunday, February 18, 2007

Royksopp - Remind Me (Geico Version)

Royksopp - Remind Me

as long as it takes

THE WEDDING TEST

THE WEDDING TEST
I was a very happy person. My wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married.
There was only one little thing bothering me...It was her beautiful younger sister.
My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very tight miniskirts, And generally was bra-less. She would regularly bend down when she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view.
It had to be deliberate because she never did it when she was near anyone else.
One day her "little" sister called and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived, and she whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't overcome.
She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and committed my life to her sister.
Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. She said, I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild fling, just come Up and get me."
I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs. I Stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline straight to the front door. I opened the door, and headed straight towards my car.
Lo and behold, my entire future family was standing outside all clapping! With tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and said, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't ask for better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family!"
And the moral of this story is:
Always keep your condoms in your car

Tuesday, February 13, 2007

Friday, February 09, 2007

This is how I feel




It's so cold outside. I forgot just how cold it gets up north...burrr